What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 12:10
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Sure no problem officer.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Is it true that most Indian men are gay and they just hide their feelings?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
After a few moments he returns.
HELLO
Have you ever been instructed/forced to crossdress for the benefit of others?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
When did Elon Musk fall from grace?
Yes sir it is.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
What are some dirty secrets of Indian (Bollywood, etc.) actors and actresses?
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No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
What is the most unwatchable movie you have sat through?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?